Haunted Manor Reviews



Critics, Roots of All Evil

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“Milburn pulls out all the stops in this year’s Manor, with all manner of mayhem unleashed upon its willing victims. Every angle of attack is covered—if it’s not the ghoul in your ear, it’s a severed head sent from above. Then there’s that guy just hanging around. Yeah, that guy. He’s a real charmer. Add to that some fresh, zippy sequences and electrifying illusions (toast, anyone?), and you’ll be completely entertained and screaming for more.”
 

Guest

“OMG! This year, like all the past years, ROCKED MY PANTS OFF! These guys know how to make a haunted house! P.S. The concessions rocked just as hard, great food, good prices.”
 

Guest

“I would rate this as the best haunt in the Portland Metro area and have already recommended it, definitely two thumbs up! Thank you for a hauntingly good night!”
 

Guest

“Man do I love that it’s actual people in there. Robot props look cool I guess but I love the human touch that you get here. Also, it’s in the middle of nowhere so I don’t have to listen to cars driving by and be blinded by lights everywhere.”
 

Guest

“Here sits a stupid man at 1:35 am. I am bruised, I am scratched, I have a loose tooth and all because I thought I could carry my son through Milburns Haunted Manor.”
 

Guest

“Went last year and LOVED it. EVEN BETTER this year!! Darkness is GREAT for startle factor. Special effects Cool!! LOVE the few interactions with characters this year like the signing in and the guy at the bar! WISH I really could’ve ordered a drink! LOL!! It WAS SCARY. I HIGHLY recommend. AND as always, love that I could buy a picture of me being scared after exiting the manor! Love how stupid I always look. And the location is scary too. Way out in the middle of nowhere. Keep it up Milburn!!”
 

Guest

“Gentlemen take my advice, wear a cup. I’m still icin’ my boys after my wife took to throwin’ elbows and knees when she was startled.”

The Dark Reviews



Guest

““The Dark” was better than any dark maze I have been to, not your usual dead ends with actors just walking around following you! I give it a solid 10 actors for they had great timing. Well done!”
 

Guest

“How could it possibly be any better than last year? I don’t know but it is!”